"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."
- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974
when ur on goontube.
Everyday is the best day when you’ve got flexing Gamagoori nearby.
based on Hark! A Vagrant comic strip.
Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.
People respond to fossils in different ways.
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every time someone calls me cute I automatically think it’s a plot to make fun of me
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when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
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