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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from weas sueltas/loose finds with 148 notes

slang-king:

"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."
- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974

slang-king:

"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."

- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from pizza ✌ with 363,214 notes

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22nd April 2014

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And the stream of stupid crap continues…

And the stream of stupid crap continues…

Tagged: 5000 poststumblr milestone

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Social Wasteland with 4,611 notes

Tagged: Simpsons

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from TVarmy's Reblogatorium with 1 note

tvarmy:

when ur on goontube.

tvarmy:

when ur on goontube.

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Thanks and thanks again! with 516 notes

niuniente:

Everyday is the best day when you’ve got flexing Gamagoori nearby. Lucky Mako!
based on Hark! A Vagrant comic strip. 

niuniente:

Everyday is the best day when you’ve got flexing Gamagoori nearby. 
Lucky Mako!

based on Hark! A Vagrant comic strip. 

Tagged: kill la killmako mankanshokuira gamagori

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Uncle Andross with 5,636 notes

nevver:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

nevver:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Nudity and Nerdery with 3,096 notes

angergirl:

People respond to fossils in different ways.

angergirl:

People respond to fossils in different ways.

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from ARE U READY? IM A LADY with 16,041 notes

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from special lessons with 1,624 notes

Tagged: kill la kill

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from special lessons with 388 notes

Tagged: kill la kill

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22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Piercing ze heavens wit what mothernature gave ya! with 16,412 notes

heyh8r:

every time someone calls me cute I automatically think it’s a plot to make fun of me 

Tagged: thanks middle school and high school

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Piercing ze heavens wit what mothernature gave ya! with 1,461 notes

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Piercing ze heavens wit what mothernature gave ya! with 264,962 notes

wacotaco:

when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just

wacotaco:

when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Twin Towers Go Down, Your Tower Goes Up. with 1,656 notes

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